Oh, hello. Welcome to the stylesheet.

<style>
  @import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Teko:wght@300;700&display=swap');
  body{
    font-size:24px;
  }
  *{
    font-family: 'Teko', sans-serif;
    font-weight:100;
  }
  .code-area{
    white-space:pre;
    padding:10px;
    background-color:#ddd;
    border:rgba(0,0,0,0.1) 1px solid;
    max-height:500px;
    overflow:auto;
    font-family:monospace;
    font-size:12px;
  }
  h3 sup{
    font-size:18px;
  }
  h1,h2,h3{
    margin:0;
    line-height:1.2em;
  }
</style>
<h1>Oh, hello. Welcome to the stylesheet.</h1>
<h2>Oops, I'm still working on this page. I swear it'll look cool and actually explain things soon</h2>
<a href="https://www.notlikely.me/"><h1>Look at my website.</h1></a>
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<h2>Here's the CSS output that would usually come from here <a href="?raw">(view the raw css)</a></h2><div class="code-area">@import url('https://fonts.googleapis.com/css2?family=Teko:wght@300;700&display=swap');
/* Set sizes for the full-screen elements */
html{
  overflow:hidden;
}
html,html::before,html::after{
  width:100vw;
  height:100vh;
  padding:0;
  margin:0;
  position:fixed;
  left:0;
  top:0;
  color:#efefef;
  font-family: 'Teko', sans-serif;
  text-align:center;
}
html::before,html::after{
  z-index:-1;
}
html,html::after,html::before,head::after,head::before{
  display:block;
  content:'';
}
body,body::before,body::after{
  position:relative;
  display:inline-block;
  text-align:left;
}



/* The main background with the gifs */
html::before{
  background-size:cover;
  background-position:center;
  animation-timing-function: ease-in-out;
  -webkit-animation-timing-function: ease-in-out;
  animation: sads 60s infinite;
}


/* Background overlay to break things up and
   help hide how low quality the gifs are */
html::after{
  background-image:url("bg.png");
  background-repeat:repeat;
  background-size:200px;
  white-space: pre-wrap;
  font-size:18px;
  text-align:right;
  display:flex;
  flex-direction:row;
  align-items:flex-end;
  justify-content:flex-end;
  line-height:20px;
  font-weight:bold;
    text-shadow:2px 2px 5px rgba(0,0,0,1);
  content:"Another 'one-line' website ( zero on Firefox ㋛ )   \a View the source to learn more!   \a";
}

/* This is used to 'preload' all the images.
   I may try the link header to preload instead. */
html{
  animation:sads 1s;
  position:absolute;
}

head{
  display:block;
}

/* Main title */
head::before{
  white-space: pre-wrap;
      content:"☹ Darn, he's not pooping ☹";
    font-size:6.5vw;
  font-weight:999;
  text-align:center;
  margin-top:100px;
  text-shadow:2px 2px 15px rgba(0,0,0,1);
}

/* Subtext */
head::after{
  white-space: pre-wrap;
      content:"Check back soon and maybe you'll catch him!";
    font-size:3.75vw;
  line-height:1.2em;
  text-shadow:2px 2px 15px rgba(0,0,0,1);
}

/* Stats! */
body::before{
  white-space: pre-wrap;
  position:relative;
  content:'  STATISTICS';
  font-size:3vw;
  line-height:1em;
  display:block;
  margin-top:25px;
  text-shadow:2px 2px 15px rgba(0,0,0,0.9);
  z-index:5;
}
body{
  position:fixed;
  bottom:25px;
  left:25px;
}
body::after{
  white-space: pre-wrap;
  content:'Total Successful Poops:       128\a Time Spent Pooping:              545911\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 16,500 babies have been born around the world';
  font-size:26px;
  background-color:rgba(0,0,0,0.6);
  padding:20px;
  margin-top:-20px;
  min-width:400px;
  animation: stats 60s infinite;
  border-radius:5px;
}

/* Background animations */
@keyframes happies{
  0%,100%  {background-image: url("./happies/newsguy.gif");}
  15% {background-image: url("./happies/porotes.gif");}
  30% {background-image: url("./happies/pooparty.gif");}
  45% {background-image: url("./happies/cheering.gif");}
  60% {background-image: url("./happies/poofetti.gif");}
  75% {background-image: url("./happies/liquid-doodies.gif");}
  80% {background-image: url("./happies/newsguy.gif");}
}
@keyframes sads{
  0%,100%  {background-image: url("./nodoods/sad.gif");}
  20% {background-image: url("./nodoods/walker.gif");}
  40% {background-image: url("./nodoods/rainy.gif");}
  60% {background-image: url("./nodoods/waifu.gif");}
  80% {background-image: url("./nodoods/waah.gif");}
}

/* Happy rainbow effects */
@keyframes seizure {
	from {color: rgb(255, 50, 50);}
  16.6% {color: rgb(255, 50, 255);}
  33.3% {color: rgb(50, 50, 255);}
  50% {color: rgb(50, 255, 255);}
  66.6% {color: rgb(50, 255, 50);}
  83.3% {color: rgb(255, 255, 50);}
  to {color: rgb(255, 50, 50);}
}
/* Animate the background; did it this way because 
   the gif didn't have transparency, and we need
   to see the text over this  */
@keyframes bg{
  0%,100%   {background-image: url("./gif/1.png");}
  11%       {background-image: url("./gif/2.png");}
  22%       {background-image: url("./gif/3.png");}
  33%       {background-image: url("./gif/4.png");}
  44%       {background-image: url("./gif/5.png");}
  55%       {background-image: url("./gif/6.png");}
  66%       {background-image: url("./gif/7.png");}
  77%       {background-image: url("./gif/8.png");}
  88%       {background-image: url("./gif/9.png");}
  99%       {background-image: url("./gif/1.png");}
}

/* Generated stat animation; counts up when pooping
   and switches stats every 4-ish seconds */
@keyframes stats{
  0%,100% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
1.6666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
3.3333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
5% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
6.6666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
8.3333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
10% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
11.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
13.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
15% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
16.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
18.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
20% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Apple has gained 641,099,668 dollars';}
21.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Apple has gained 641,099,668 dollars';}
23.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Apple has gained 641,099,668 dollars';}
25% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Apple has gained 641,099,668 dollars';}
26.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Apple has gained 641,099,668 dollars';}
28.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Apple has gained 641,099,668 dollars';}
30% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
31.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
33.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
35% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
36.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
38.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a Spencer\'s blood has circulated 27,294 times';}
40% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 102,980,262 packages were delivered by UPS';}
41.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 102,980,262 packages were delivered by UPS';}
43.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 102,980,262 packages were delivered by UPS';}
45% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 102,980,262 packages were delivered by UPS';}
46.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 102,980,262 packages were delivered by UPS';}
48.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 102,980,262 packages were delivered by UPS';}
50% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
51.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
53.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
55% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
56.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
58.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
60% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
61.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
63.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
65% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
66.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
68.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
70% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a The world has consumed 104,627,000,000 pounds of food';}
71.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a The world has consumed 104,627,000,000 pounds of food';}
73.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a The world has consumed 104,627,000,000 pounds of food';}
75% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a The world has consumed 104,627,000,000 pounds of food';}
76.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a The world has consumed 104,627,000,000 pounds of food';}
78.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a The world has consumed 104,627,000,000 pounds of food';}
80% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
81.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
83.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
85% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
86.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
88.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 3,184,300,000 tweets have been sent on Twitter';}
90% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
91.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
93.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
95% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
96.666666666667% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
98.333333333333% {content:'Total Successful Poops:       129\a Time Spent Pooping:              07:38:31\a\a In the time Spencer\'s spent pooping:\a 18,196 cars have been stolen :c';}
}

/* Counts up when pooping for subheader */
@keyframes counter{
  }


</div>